Siqingism’s

  • Erich: “What the hell are you doing?”; Siqing: “Hell a ba doing not.”
  • Erich: “An Indian girl won the National English spelling bee.”; Siqing: “Maybe she knows how to speak English too.”
  • “Honey, you drive too fast; make the sun go away.”
  • “Why doesn’t the tornado just go in the woods, so it doesn’t bother anyone.”